shadowblinder:

dragonforsale:

batmanisagatewaydrug:

batmanisagatewaydrug:

girlmuppet:

Do any of u have decent recipes that are like 5 ingredients (not including spices) and take 45 mins or less to prepare i gotta stop eating sandwiches for dinner

yeah hang on

ignore the title of this google doc because it’s a long story but it’s a really solid recipe for southwest chicken alfredo

this is a vegetarian potato curry recipe that’s about 75% spices; once you get the potatoes in there you can really do whatever you want with it

this is literally just pasta, broccoli, and cheese babey and you can live off that shit for DAYS it makes such a big portion

bro this spinach/pesto/3 cheese flatbread is so fucking tasty bro

also you can make the flatbread yourself it’s super quick!!

oh hey I’m eating this white chickpea chili right now, much like the curry it’s mostly spices and you can do p much do whatever you want with it

don’t let the name fool you these potatoes are delicious any time. not just breakfast.

this is slightly more than five ingredient when you add them together but if you have time and really wanna fuckin treat yourself I recommend these chicken strips + this cornbread + either these potatoes or these buttered veggies on the side.

These are my two favorite comfort foods. They’re very easy to make and dont take long to cook.

Garlic butter rice

Orzo mac and cheese (comes out a little bit soupy)

this recipe for gogumabap (sweet potato and rice) saved my life when i couldn’t eat hardly anything for a long time. the recipe itself calls for a heavy bottomed pot but you can absolutely use a rice cooker and put the rice and diced sweet potato in together and just let the machine do its thing

thethirdromana:

Tip: if you’re visiting an art gallery with a group of people, and you’re not finding it engaging just to look at things, try getting everyone to choose the thing they would most like to take home and least like to take home in each room.

Everyone has to give a reason, but the reasons can range from sophisticated art criticism to “it’s my favourite because it’s got a horse in it.” It’s especially good for modern art galleries, where the reasons can be “it profoundly disturbs me” or “I think it would make an effective cheese grater”.

Also works in museums, aquariums and at the zoo.

2manypdfs:

Vesper Flights by Helen Macdonald

cryptotheism:

cryptotheism:

If suffering made you good, the world would be nothing but saints.

Keep beating the dog, I’m sure one day it won’t bite.

larhyperhair:

They turned off reblogs the MICROSECOND I pressed reblog, so I need this on my blog IMMEDIATEDLY

prudencepaccard:

prudencepaccard:

these tags are so incredible

ublock-origin:

txttletale:

karcatgirl-vantas:

kontextmaschine:

Our Japanese class found it funny that in common terminology “food” isn’t very distinguished from specifically “rice” until it was pointed out to us that in English “meal” is “loose roughly ground grain”

humans be like staple crop

staple crop to what

directly to forehead

medievalthymes:

“Kill them with kindness” WRONG. drop the opera house chandelier on them.

charlottan:

u guys cant be having majors in stuff like forensic entymology you have to major in Hanging out with meeee and Having fun with meeee

politijohn:

Source

Source

benkaaoi:

lousydrawingsforgoodpeople:

@morzowo

semiotextiana:

what im learning is that you cannot avoid your way into a life you enjoy

brightlotusmoon:

recuperationdisliker:

eagle: so what do you think about stigmata

prometheus: you know we’re in a pre-christian myth, right? like that word doesn’t exist yet. your dumb joke is anachronistic.

eagle: stigma talons in your flesh

derinthescarletpescatarian:

memewhore:

Thanks I need to go spend the rest of the day sobbing quietly now